I hate being left handed?

i hate being left handed! this is such a right hand world, i have to play guitar left handed and buy a specific left handed model, i have to get a special nib for my fountain pen and i keep smudging the bloody ink all the time, i do shooting allot and the bolt action rifles are all right handed..its bloody hard to do a rapid when i have to reach across to pull the bolt back and as im in the CCF the rifle we shoot the sa80 is bullpup and is bloody..guess what..RIGHT HANDED, i have to shoot the bloody thing right handed! and before you ask, my dominant eye is left as well..why doesnt the world think about us lefties at all!?